Tuesday, January 09, 2007

CRAZY LAWS

Zappa's Law: There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.

The Unspeakable Law: As soon as you mention something... if it's good, it goes away. If it's bad, it happens.

The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.

Lowe's Law: Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

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1 comment:

Rachel Ann said...

I'm totally the one who always gets stuck with the que law...ugh! I will get in a line and watch everyone around me end up going first...frustrating!