Warning: Prepare to look silly in front of the computer. I laughed my head off with these... Enjoy! =D
"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off.The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
"Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
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These are too funny! :o) Also, I love the previous post - your boys are so cute!
Those were great!! I remember my younger cousins coming up with some of the greatest definitions and explanations when they were little...they always bring a smile to my face.
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