TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

I love reading those funny dialogues from court records. They really crack me up. =D


Were you present when your picture was taken?

Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July fifteenth.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.

Attorney: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Attorney: What did the tissue samples taken from the victim’s vagina show?
Witness: There were traces of semen.
Attorney: Male semen?
Witness: That’s the only kind I know of.

Attorney: You say the stairs went down to the basement?Witness: Yes.Attorney: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in New York?
Witness: I refuse to answer that question.
Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in Chicago?
Witness: I refuse to answer that question.
Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in Miami?
Witness: No

Attorney: Did he kill you?


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