Monday, May 07, 2007

MORE SILLY HEADLINES

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case;

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents;

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms;

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?;

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope;

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over;

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax;

Stolen Painting Found by Tree;

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training;

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft;

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge;

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told


source: http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_172-1890-Collection-of-Funny-Headlines.html

2 comments:

chumly said...

Makes one almost afraid to read the whole story.

:P said...

how right you are! =D thanks for dropping by!

take care!